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[jesusing_clown]

I've been meaning to do this for a while, but things have been a little busy lately. For those that don't know, I'm Allen Walker and I work as a clown at the circus.

The circus was planning on a big performance a while back, but most of our performers have gone home. All of them, really... So! If there's any acrobats, tightrope walkers, animal tamers or anything like that looking for a job, we'd be glad to have you. If there's anyone that could help with managing the place and keeping everything organised, we could use someone for that too. The job pays relatively well so don't worry about that, if anyone's interested please get in touch with me. Thank you.

Comments

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

I had planned to open an account for you at Road's favorite candy shop, but it sounds like you want the circus.

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

-Candy?

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

[No focus Allen] Ah, but I don't think I'd be very good at running a circus, I'm just trying to build up some interest now that so many people have left.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Mass exodus, even Underground, is not wholly unexpected when the barrier falls.

It's primarily 'people skills', something you seem to have little trouble with. So long as I stay in charge of the books - previous manager, Mr. Mikk was forbidden to even touch them - you'll do alright as manager.

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

[Mr. Mikk...] If you're sure, then I'll do my best. What's your name, sir?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Luke Valentine; the one who issues your payment checks.

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

Ah, so that's you! It's nice to finally meet you, Mr. Valentine.

[selenoscape.livejournal.com]

A circus? That sounds so exciting!

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

They're lots of fun, have you ever been to one?

[selenoscape.livejournal.com]

No, never.

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

Once we get this organised, I'll save you a seat in the front row. What's your name?

[selenoscape.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's very kind of you! But, um, you really don't have to.

My name is Estelle.

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

A circus is no good if we don't have people to come see us. It's nice to meet you, Miss Estelle.

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[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

That should most certainly be your tagline.

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

We'll copyright it at once Say, can you GRRRRRRR viciously at the camera while standing en pointe on a string above hungry lions? We need an expressive promotional poster picture.

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

Why is everyone always trying to get me eaten by lions??

[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Well, if you prefer to be devoured by tigers, I'm sure that's also in fashion this season.

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

I've been chewed on by wild animals enough in my life, thank you.

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[sparkling-by.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what they say! What doesn't kill you...

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be better to give up?

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that?

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

It's not much of a circus with one clown. All types may've been brought here, but are you really expecting to find enough with the right skills?

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

There was enough to fill the circus before, I don't see why I shouldn't at least try to gather interest before giving up completely. And I can always train people who are interested in performing, there's no point in just deciding to quit right away.

[antimafioso.livejournal.com]

You must really love the circus. Are you that talented?