[video | private to Flynn]

[jesusing_clown]

Mr Flynn Rider, might I have a word? I'd rather talk to you privately than get the police any more involved.

((Fallout from the thieving which I meant to have up ages ago my bad. And by private, I mean super easily hackable because Allen fails at technology forever.))

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[video] flynn has no fucking clue how this whole "private" thing works

[brokemysmolder.livejournal.com]

[Cranky pants Flynn is cranky in his...pants.]

Look, you're getting your stuff back, all right? Once I remember who I sold it to where I put it.

[video] Allen barely knows himself, oh this wacky modern technology

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

You sold it already? Aah, that's bad, that coat is important so I was hoping to get it back soon. I'm glad to hear you're working on returning things, at least.

[video] All aboard the failboat!

[brokemysmolder.livejournal.com]

Here's a little something you should know about thieves: we don't generally hang onto the things we've stolen.

[video]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

[jiiiii] My hope was that it would take you a while to find a buyer, I really need my uniform back. How many people did you sell to, Mr Rider?

[video]

[brokemysmolder.livejournal.com]

A lot. Can't you just get another one from your boss?

[video]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

That's not exactly the issue here. [SIGH] It's not as bad as if I was back home, at least. But that coat is designed to catch the attention of some dangerous people, which is why other people shouldn't be wearing it.

[video]

[brokemysmolder.livejournal.com]

I doubt the person who bought it is actually...wearing it.


[He's not sure what he hopes more: that whoever bought it has hawked it for parts and therefore isn't lying dead because of dangerous people, or that the coat is intact and Allen won't kill him.]

[video]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

I hope not, I haven't seen it around at least. But if they've taken it apart for the silver I'm going to be angry. [This smile? This is not even a slightly safe smile] I'd appreciate it in future if you stayed out of my things, Mr Rider. I understand there was a curse, but if anything like this happens again I would like it back immediately as possible.

[video]

[brokemysmolder.livejournal.com]

[Flynn is scared. Flynn is very, very scared. His voice is a little squeaky when he replies.]

Y-yes sir.

[video]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! Now that's settled, would you like some help tracking everything down? Two people would be easier than one, and I have some experience in things like this. [Seems a lot more mellow now. Switching from scary to nice so easily...]

[video]

[brokemysmolder.livejournal.com]

[That just makes him even scarier.]

Really? What kind of experience?

[video]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

[Don't be silly, he's just a nice little boy :D]

I have to find things for my job sometimes, I hunt down certain artifacts.

[video]

[brokemysmolder.livejournal.com]

[Yeah. Right.]

You're a treasure hunter?

[Flynn perks up like a puppy.]

[video] Laaaate I'm sorry

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to be helping you steal anyone's treasures, don't get too excited.

[video] NO FORGIVENESSSS! /lies

[brokemysmolder.livejournal.com]

No, no, I just - I just think it's cool. Treasure hunting. I wanted to do that when I was a kid.

[video] NOOOOOO oh wait okay

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

It can be good sometimes. [Except for those missions that end in horror and doom. Which. Is all of them.] You went from treasure hunter to treasure thief, huh?

[video]

[brokemysmolder.livejournal.com]

Adventurer, really. But there's not a lot of money in adventuring. Or any.