014 [Action//Video if Tim is feeling extremely impulsive too]

[jesusing_clown]

[Allen woke up this morning and extremely wanted to train, as he does every morning before the sun comes up. But he didn't just want to train, he also wanted to practice his l33t circus skills! And eat. Oh boy did he extremely want to eat. The compromise he reached was to walk on his hands all the way to the kitchen. From the third floor. The stairs are going to be a bitch.]

Comments

[reticents.livejournal.com]

You-- [that. that was low, Allen. granted, Kanda probably doesn't even have a crotch to kick.

snaps his head down to headbutt him in the forehead.

brb stumbling back now. ow, my manliness.]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

[I fight dirty, don't act surprised.

OW shoving you away, rubbing at his forehead and trying to stand up >(]

[reticents.livejournal.com]

[knowing that fact and actually experiencing it is two different things. the latter hurts more. B|]

You-- bastard. [getting up too, just a bit shaky. glaaaares.]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

You kicked me down the stairs, you don't get to be indignant! [Storming off to the ktichen, I am still hungry]

[reticents.livejournal.com]

I hardly kicked you, sprout. [WELL this extreme brawl seems over. I'll just march back up the stairs, because, unlike you, I have lost my hunger-that-wasn't-there-to-begin-with.]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

[Turning his head back to yell, still storming] That's what I mean when I say you're lying!

[reticents.livejournal.com]

I didn't kick you! It was a fucking tiny tap, it's not my fault you're so weak that it feels like a kick.

[who is even telling the truth, I don't know, but arguing is fun. STOMPING UP THE STAIRS.]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

Who's weak?? Anybody would fall when you push them like that, tiny nothing! You kicked me and you know it, liar.

[reticents.livejournal.com]

Push. Not kick. You said it yourself.

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

Pushing me with your foot is kicking! That's the definition of kicking! [The further apart we storm, the louder I have to yell]

[reticents.livejournal.com]

Kicking is kicking! Pushing with my foot doesn't not constitute as a kick! [ditto over here. we probably sound like an old married couple, ugh.]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

But what you did was definitely a kick! There's no denying it was a kick, any idiot would know that was a kick if they saw it! Ah, but I guess I can't expect any kind of intelligent thought from an idiot and a liar like you! [...Oh god we do. A very violent old married couple disturbing all the neighbors.]

[reticents.livejournal.com]

All I fucking did was nudge you! Or can't you tell the difference between a kick and a simple nudge?! [EXTREMELY! /wonders if anyone will be commenting on this ICly later on. LET'S DISTURB THEM MOAR.]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

Of course I can! That's how I can tell that was a kick! [LOUD NOISES, IT'S A GOOD THING THIS HALLWAY IS SO LONG. Somebody must be going to yell at us to shut up soon.]

[reticents.livejournal.com]

You obviously can't because it wasn't a kick! [NO THAT'S A BAD THING BECAUSE MORE PEOPLE CAN HEAR US. yes. I vote for an ooc heads up post telling people to yell at us for being loud. where is Lenalee's plipboard when we need it.]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

The words of a liar mean nothing! [We should have a MASSIVE ALL OUT INNOCENCE BRAWL post brought on by this event, these two are probably going to end up trying to kill each other by the end of it. Damn compulsions. jas;d You typo clipboard one time...]

[reticents.livejournal.com]

Your false assumptions mean nothing! [big words, Kanda. oh ffff yes, I vote for this. unless someone decides to step in and fail!stop them. extreme compulsions! plipboard sounds cooler than clipboard anyway. :|a]

[jesusing-clown.livejournal.com]

Still lying! [Turning the corner super quick so he gets the last word in, ha! Someone would definitely have to pull them apart before they tear the mansion apart with their extreme violent compulsions!]

[reticents.livejournal.com]

You're lying! [yelling back even if he can't see Allen, I KNOW YOU'RE STILL WITHIN EARSHOT. event is now over unfortunately, but. they can still have a MASSIVE EXTREMELY VIOLENT COMPULSIVE INNOCENCE FIGHT anyway.]