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May. 10th, 2010 08:37 am
jesusing_clown: (*Circus brat)
[personal profile] jesusing_clown
[There is a tiny filthy hobo brat in the kitchen, eating aaaaall the food in the fridge. He's collecting some for later too, so there's food on the floor. His golem which normally acts as a communicator is buzzing around him, but he's mostly been ignoring the weird flying thing, much to Tim's chagrin. Seems he accidentally started recording when he knocked the damn thing away.]

Tch, leave me alone.

[Careful Seimei, Tim bites]

Date: 2010-05-10 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
I don't have a name.

Hey, shut up! You're dumb, I'm not chasing anyone out for you.
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
Then you're just Dirty. Suit yourself. [Seimei tries throwing the net over Allen's head and using it to shake him so that Tim will come out.]

Here little gold thing. I won't hurt you.
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
Hey!! [Kicking at >=(]

You can't have him anymore, you're a jerk!

[Bahaha We need a daycare.]

Date: 2010-05-10 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
Ow! [He drops the handle of the net when his hand kicked. He holds it and glares.]

I am not! You're filthy and mean! You said I could have him! If you really wanted him then you should have said so!
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
[Yanks the net off of himself and throws it at Seimei]

Yeah but then you were a jerk, and jerks shouldn't get stuff! You'd just be mean to it and stick it in a cage.

[...So very true.]

Date: 2010-05-10 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
[Seimei dodges and hides behind a island counter. He throws a plum which was sitting in the convenient fruit basket near by.]

So?! You're a jerk and you have stuff and I said I was bringing a cage!
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
[Grabs the plum and adds it to his hoard of food] Don't wast food, idiot!

Well you can't keep it in a cage, s'mean! It's not dangerous or anything like a lion. And I am not a jerk!!
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
Dirty pig! You don't have friends because you're nothing but a dirty pig!

Why can't I keep him in a cage? Animals at the zoo live in cages. They like it. You should be kept in a cage too, Animal!
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
Shut up!! So what? I don't need friends!

You- [Yeah he's running at you, tackling to the floor!]
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
[Seimei screams as he's tackled and his fists fly. The boy doesn't know how to really fight so it's mostly a lot of struggling and random lousy hits.]

GET OFF OF ME DIRTY ANIMAL!!
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
[Well Allen hasn't exactly been in 'fights', but he has been beaten up by clowns a lot so he can at least fight back. Punching him in the face! And... Tim is probably grrring or trying to bite your ear, because that's what he does =|]

I'm not an animal!!

[*snerk* No, learn how to fight. ]

Date: 2010-05-10 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
AHH!!! I'm gonna get rabies from the animals!

[Seimei's not good at this at all so it's no surprise Allen's scoring a couple of good hits on his face. He's definitely gonna get a few bruises however that doesn't seem to be enough to stop this squabble. The little sacrifice can't get to his knife cause of Tim bites so he tries to grab the golem in order to chuck it across the room]

ANIMAL ANIMAL ANIMAL ANIMAL~!!!
no_no_badtouch: (Annoyed)
From: [personal profile] no_no_badtouch
Re: [Ritsuka to the rescue ... and with a bath.]

[Ritsuka is looking at something as he comes into the kitchen. There's a little red dot on it in the area he's in. Yes, it's he really DID chip his brother so he could find him.]

Seimei, you shouldn't go out by your-

[His eyes go wide at the chibi fight going in. HOLY SHIT! He runs over and tries to pull the two apart.]

What the hell is going on here?!

[Noooo not a bath D:]

Date: 2010-05-10 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
[Still trying to claw Seimei's eyes out despite being held back D=<] Let go'a me!

[He'll make the water dirty!!]

Date: 2010-05-10 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
[Seimei pushes on Allen's face trying to stop him until Ritsuka hauls them apart. He looks at him rather sheepishly.]

He got me dirty and won't let me play with that animal thing!

Re: [He'll make the water dirty!!]

Date: 2010-05-10 11:35 pm (UTC)
no_no_badtouch: (embarassed)
From: [personal profile] no_no_badtouch
[Ritsuka sighs.]

I guess you'll both have to have a bath then. Now stop fighting.

Date: 2010-05-11 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
[Does not stop fighting] He's a jerk and hit me with a net and said jerky stuff! I don't wanna have a bath, put me down!

Date: 2010-05-11 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
[Fight to the bitter end] NO! Ritsuka I don't want a bath with him! He's not family and he's dirty! He'll contaminate me!

[He remembers that he was originally fighting two opponents, seriously where's that winged nerf ball thing?]

Date: 2010-05-11 08:15 pm (UTC)
no_no_badtouch: (Determined)
From: [personal profile] no_no_badtouch
[Ritsuka shook Allen a little to try to shut him up.]

You're both getting a bath and that's final.

[He thought he sounded too much like a dad. Not like his and Seimei's dad, but a different dad, one of the ones he used to see at events and stuff. The ones that gave their kids strong talking tos and bought them gum and stuff.]

It doesn't matter that he's not family. He might be a friend.

[He really wasn't sure if Seimei had any other friends.]

Date: 2010-05-11 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
[Tim's probably grrrring in the distance. It's what he does. Allen meanwhile, is struggling to get out of Ritsuka's hold, he doesn't trust you two at all and he definitely doesn't want a bath]

I don't know either of you! I don't want a bath, let me go!

Date: 2010-05-12 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
[Seimei wants Ritsuka to let go~ This is unfair! Cruelty to children! He struggles as well and when Allen touches him he whacks at him.]

You could use one DIRTY PIG. Let me go! I'm clean! I'm clean I promise! I don't want friends or a bath!

Date: 2010-05-12 02:41 am (UTC)
no_no_badtouch: (Determined)
From: [personal profile] no_no_badtouch
[He starts walking for one of the extra rooms. Allen stinks, he's getting a bath.]

It'll be easier if you don't struggle and you'll feel better.

[Then he addressed Seimei.]

You need friends. They're important.

Date: 2010-05-12 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jesusing-clown.livejournal.com
Ow! I'm not a pig! I don't wanna be your friend! [Kicking at Seimei and trying to bite Ritsuka, Tim will probably try to bite him too once he starts walking. They're so violent...]

Date: 2010-05-12 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-in-eden.livejournal.com
I don't wanna be your friend either! [Seimei tries blocking kicks but when Allen tries to bite his brother he screams at the top of his voice.]

DON'T YOU BITE MY BROTHER!!

[The fists start flying again in all sorts of directions.]

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